Alloy's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Return of Ganondorf]

This is sweet

I love Zelda games and this movie compliments them perfectly. I can't imagine this movie would appeal to non-Zelda fans quite as much though they would probably still enjoy it. All your work is excellent. Keep it up.

Alloy

[Mariotrix Three]

That was great

The Matrix is without a doubt the best trilogy ever and you've done it justice here. Your flash is amazingly good. I'd love to see more. Oh and by the way GreatSaiyaKirby you are an asshole. You totally ruined the suprise in this movie for me. Thanks a lot. Bitch

Alloy

[The Matrix Reborn]

Ermmmmmmmm good start

That was probably the most boring movie I've ever seen. Where was any action?? Previews of movies show some of the best, top-notch action parts of movies. Yours, whilst quite cleverly animated, showed Neo flying around a bit and jacking out. Wha exactly was the point? If the full movie is anywhere near as boring as that I would give up now because people will just fall asleep.
Also the voice acting was really bad.

Alloy

[Matrix Unloaded]

I love the Matrix, I dont love this

The Matrix is the best thing to ever happen and anyone trying to do a paraody of it, which is a crime in itself, should at least make enough effort to make it slightly good. This was not slightly good. It was pants.

Matrix forever.

Alloy

[spiderman vs... :)]

Sorry, could be a lot better

I love Spiderman and I love fighting movies but I dont love this. Sorry but this must be the first Spidey movie ever where not a single web is fired, pathetic. Also, why was he in a stupid ready pose with his hands in web-firing mode? Dont get me wrong, the fighting was good but webbing should have been involved and the ending was utter crap as well as confusing and weird.

Alloy

[Resident Koopa: Bowser]

That kicked a lot of ass

Nintendo rule and Resi evil kicks a bit of butt so combined they are super, mega, ultra, massive cool. Ahem, anyway keep up the good work.

Alloy

[BentTV: Crack Iraq's Back]

Very funny

I enjoyed this very much, it made me laugh. The thing showing Baghdadadadadadadadadadadadad been turned into USA was very clever and funny too. Keep up the good work. You have my support.

Alloy

[theJOHNshow (the ring)]

This was scary in a disturbing kinda way

That was weird, scary and weird. Who does The_Plague think he is, some kind of physciatrist or summat, he's just as weird as this movie is. Anyway, good luck with whatever disturbing thing you do next.

Alloy

[The Matrix has you]

Sorry, didn't really like it

This bored me. Matrix is a wicked film and deserves better movies than this to pay tribute towards it.

Alloy

[Spiderman:TF]

Hahaha, that was funny

It was really funny in a very cheesy and weird kinda way. I imagine that this movie is what Spidey and Gobby would be like as toddlers or something because they're so small in this movie. It's funny though. It made me laugh, I love Spiderman.

Alloy

adam-p89 responds:

Haha yup! It makes me laugh everytime I see spiderman flying through the air, his web behind him, hahaha! thanks for watching!